cute sandwich: 2008

cute hampster on a piano sandwich

if indiana jones needs a new quest, i have one for him: find the owner of this hampster and bring it to me! also, i'll need a piano and some popcorn. the internet is amazing.

cute giant cupcake sandwich

dear, duff goldman,

will you marry me? i really like cupcakes and think you seem pretty good at making them. you wouldn't even need to buy me a ring. a cupcake will do. some other things that i like about you include the following:

1. you wear your hat backwards; that's always pretty sweet;

2. your name is pretty cool; maybe i'll call you duff-man;

3. you have chef's striped pants that seem both professional and comfy;

4. you are a champion; i don't know many people featured in the guiness book of world records; and, finally,

5. you make huge cupcakes professionally!

take your time in considering my proposal, duff-man. get back to me when you can. i know you have a lot of publicity obligations now, in your moment of fame. sigh.

sincerely,
me.

cute swimming sandwich

please apologize the dog-heavy posting recently. this story about dogs catching a bus to find some swimming/canoeing buddies in tenessee just shows how crafty some pups in search of recreation can be.

cute animal outtake sandwich

is this goat saying the f word?

why won't someone let this dog out?

is this puppy the best whistler in the world?

cute rainy sandwich

we are returning from our vacation in puerto rico today. when we left, the forecast had this gloomy news for us:

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		High / Low (°F)	Precip. %
Today Aug 08	Scattered Showers	86°/79°	30 %
Sat Aug 09	Showers	86°/80°	50 %
Sun Aug 10	Scattered Showers	87°/80°	30 %
Mon Aug 11	Scattered Showers	88°/80°	30 %
Tue Aug 12	Scattered T-Storms	87°/78°	40 %
Wed Aug 13	Showers	87°/79°	30 %
Thu Aug 14	Showers	86°/78°	60 %
Fri Aug 15	Showers	87°/79°	60 %
Sat Aug 16	Showers	88°/79°	60 %
Sun Aug 17	Scattered Showers	87°/79°	30 %

perhaps we should have brought this little bag along on the trip-

bid on it here.

cute cupcake sandwich

if you are feeling blue or on a diet, you may want to consider this:

buy it here.

cute ninja baby sandwich

for your enjoyment:

hiiiiiiiiiya!

cute art sandwich

perhaps you would like to purchase this nice photo for your home?

it's called "bad antiques" by meryl truett, from s.c.a.d. get it here.

cute puppy sandwich

good morning! my name is baby and i'm really friendly and adoptable. just thought you should know.

learn more about me here.

cute social justice book sandwich

have you read three cups of tea, yet? it has been recommended by several friends and finally, i've read it. it is very inspiring to learn about how one american man in his twenties saw a need in pakistan for a school and has had a huge impact on the entire country for years. it is also very informative about the politics and history of pakistan and afghanistan.

for more information about it, go here.

cute earring sandwich with lime

sick of wearing the same tank top and shorts combo every day in the august heat? perhaps these lime earrings could shake things up for you! si, por favor!

get them here.

cute fiftieth sandwich

woo! fifty posts! hurray for me!

please continue to read. there are at least fifty more cute things out there.

cute hooter sandwich

what can we make with this fabric? a purse? a quilt? a pillow? so many possibilities!

bid on it here.

cute lil' boy sandwich

so, when i run a certain search on ebay for certain things that might be deemed cute sanwich-y, the results always include items made by lacoste for little boys.

is it wrong that i want to dress like a 7 year old male from the 1970's? that is the dream that i've adopted, thanks to ebay.
if you are the parent of a young hipster or if you are a really tiny fashionista, bid on these shorts here.

cute dog sandwich

hi, my name is stella. i am really cute and a canine. also, i might be named after a grateful dead song. and i could fit in your pocket for the first few weeks of our life together if you adopted me.

for real, this is the tiniest, cutest dog ever.
my little friend who is a canine happens to be really sick right now. i think she was just as stressed out about that exam this week as i was. i gave her a little pepto and some cuddling, though, so she should be ready to face the day tomorrow morning.

cute eiffel tower sandwich

in my search for this lamp on target's website, which has been featured in many design magazines and blogs,

i came across this pillow, which i think could be cute. or maybe i could just make something similar with my sewing machine and my craftiness.

buy the lamp here or the pillow here.

cute hot sandwich

in other news, it's hot right now in the southeast, as well as my future home the midwest. in an attempt to stay cool (in both senses of the word), i have ordered this on ebay:

and i will be eating one of these tomorrow:

no, not the children. an ice cream cone. or a loco pop, available here.
also for your entertainment, here's what someone might say about me when i walk into a room:

or if you speak italian...

cute where you been sandwich?

my sincerest of apologies for being absent for the last week. i had an important career determining test to address. let's hope that when the results are released, three months later, that halloween is a good day.

good news for you and the world, cute sandwich should be back on track after a few short vacations to here, there, and everywhere.

cute gizmo sandwich

back to school commercials have started up already. if you are in the market for a new backpack, please consider this method of transporting your school materials to and fro. i am a bit confused about how the item description could be correct in calling this backpack "new," since it is marketing a movie made in 1984. why do you lie to me, ebay seller?

bid on it here. if you are the lucky winner of this item, please do not get it wet or feed it after midnight, or it will turn into this:

cute "i rough you" sandwich

once you outfit your puppy in a cute rainslicker, maybe she will tell you how she feels about you:

a girl can dream, can't she?

cute muppet sandwich

what a clever solution to the common problem of having bananas lying around the house, just asking for somebody to slip on them:

p.s. i heart beaker.

cute hairstyle sandwich

although these are made for little girls, i think they would be a nice way to spice up a head of hair of any age.

buy them here.

cute social justice sandwich

a louisiana police officer may face charges for tasering an arrestee, which resulted in his death. the man had been arrested for cocaine possession and was handcuffed when he was tasered nine times. the police officer was fired after the event and the district attorney is waiting on the final police report to decide whether or not to file charges.

cute cupcake sandwich

the availability of this sign indicates that it is time to open up a cupcake shop immediately! do it!

the angel would have to be removed. everyone knows that the first amendment prohibits any endorsement of religion by bakeries. bid on it here.
when you open your cute cupcake store, please refrain from serving these scary cupcakes. not only are they gross because they involve liquorice, but they are also not cute.

and they strangely, are something that you can bid on here.

cute ceramic dog sandwich

for the dachshund enthusiast or the hostess with the mostess:

this is the perfect serving dish for your viewing party for the westminister kennel club show or to watch puppy bowl (you know, the out of control show on animal planet during the superbowl in which lots of puppies run around a tiny football field).

bid on the dish here. please note that the seller suggests that it is perfect for serving crackers. i think pigs in a blanket would be much more appropriate.

cute pillow sandwich

do you like chicken? do you like pillows? me too! what a fun coincidence! perhaps you'd like to cuddle up to this little rooster who lacks talons and a beak, making cuddling much less likely to result in injury.

buy it here. the etsy shop also has pillows of other animals (the whale one is nice), dish towels, and aprons.

cute fabric sandwich

the people have asked for fabric. and at cute sandwich, we give the people what they want. here are three cute fabrics, all available at reprodepot.com.

buy it here.

buy this one here.

cute purse sandwich

sometimes a girl has more items than she can carry. a lot of dresses these days have pockets, but occasionally, a cell phone, keys, wallet, and mini panda figurines don't all fit in said pockets. in such an event, this purse would really come in handy. also, it is pretty.

buy it here.

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