cute hot sandwich

in other news, it's hot right now in the southeast, as well as my future home the midwest. in an attempt to stay cool (in both senses of the word), i have ordered this on ebay:and i will be eating one of these tomorrow:no, not the children. an ice cream cone. or a loco pop, available here.
also for your entertainment, here's what someone might say about me when i walk into a room:

or if you speak italian...