cute gizmo sandwich

back to school commercials have started up already. if you are in the market for a new backpack, please consider this method of transporting your school materials to and fro. i am a bit confused about how the item description could be correct in calling this backpack "new," since it is marketing a movie made in 1984. why do you lie to me, ebay seller? bid on it here. if you are the lucky winner of this item, please do not get it wet or feed it after midnight, or it will turn into this: