cute gizmo sandwich

back to school commercials have started up already. if you are in the market for a new backpack, please consider this method of transporting your school materials to and fro. i am a bit confused about how the item description could be correct in calling this backpack "new," since it is marketing a movie made in 1984. why do you lie to me, ebay seller? bid on it here. if you are the lucky winner of this item, please do not get it wet or feed it after midnight, or it will turn into this:

cute "i rough you" sandwich

once you outfit your puppy in a cute rainslicker, maybe she will tell you how she feels about you:

a girl can dream, can't she?

cute muppet sandwich

what a clever solution to the common problem of having bananas lying around the house, just asking for somebody to slip on them:

p.s. i heart beaker.

cute hairstyle sandwich

although these are made for little girls, i think they would be a nice way to spice up a head of hair of any age.buy them here.

cute social justice sandwich

a louisiana police officer may face charges for tasering an arrestee, which resulted in his death. the man had been arrested for cocaine possession and was handcuffed when he was tasered nine times. the police officer was fired after the event and the district attorney is waiting on the final police report to decide whether or not to file charges.read more about it here.

cute cupcake sandwich

the availability of this sign indicates that it is time to open up a cupcake shop immediately! do it!the angel would have to be removed. everyone knows that the first amendment prohibits any endorsement of religion by bakeries. bid on it here.
when you open your cute cupcake store, please refrain from serving these scary cupcakes. not only are they gross because they involve liquorice, but they are also not cute. and they strangely, are something that you can bid on here.

cute ceramic dog sandwich

for the dachshund enthusiast or the hostess with the mostess: this is the perfect serving dish for your viewing party for the westminister kennel club show or to watch puppy bowl (you know, the out of control show on animal planet during the superbowl in which lots of puppies run around a tiny football field).bid on the dish here. please note that the seller suggests that it is perfect for serving crackers. i think pigs in a blanket would be much more appropriate.