will you marry me? i really like cupcakes and think you seem pretty good at making them. you wouldn't even need to buy me a ring. a cupcake will do. some other things that i like about you include the following:
1. you wear your hat backwards; that's always pretty sweet;
2. your name is pretty cool; maybe i'll call you duff-man;
3. you have chef's striped pants that seem both professional and comfy;
4. you are a champion; i don't know many people featured in the guiness book of world records; and, finally,
5. you make huge cupcakes professionally!
take your time in considering my proposal, duff-man. get back to me when you can. i know you have a lot of publicity obligations now, in your moment of fame. sigh.sincerely,
me.
me.
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